What caught my eye this week.
I would love to start here with an analogy drawn from the film Synecdoche, New York. But I fear I’m quite possibly the only person on Earth to have ever seen it.
Allegedly others have. Reviews exist on the Internet. Some rightly hail Synecdoche a work of genius. A few fools label it pretentious twaddle. But I’ve never met these critics – I even saw the film in what seemed to be an empty cinema – so I can’t rule out those reviews coming from some weirdly highbrow Russian bot farm.
Anyway, Synecdoche, New York contains multitudes, but the bit I would like to be alluding to – which I’m going to explain in words instead, which is obviously ideal in an analogy – involves the lead character’s attempt to film a story drawn from his own life by rebuilding his life – and his house, and the surrounding city – inside an enormous film set.
Which is how I found myself proceeding when I tried to write about the Lifetime ISA.
You think I’m joking?
I’m not!
Lifetime sentence
I published a piece explaining how the Lifetime ISA worked in April 2017. This long post was what remained after I hacked out a big rant about the silliness of the product – and another multi-thousand word discussion about who should make use of one.
Instead, I just gave some vague pointers, then concluded:
In the next post we’ll see exactly who the Lifetime ISA might be good for, and who should say “no thanks”, and back away slowly.
And to this day I have never finished that follow-up.
My draft is huge, contains multitudes, and is unfinished. The knowledge of it sitting there has often given me writer’s block and stalled other articles. The thought of comment after comment pointing out this or that issue if I did publish it without chasing down every last use case makes me freeze up. Instead I kick it down the road for another week or six.
Even unfinished the article wanders widely into all kinds of areas of investing – risk, time horizons, shares versus property, taxes, early retirement versus traditional pension saving, employer pension contributions – because the Lifetime ISA forces all this onto the table.
That might sound like a good read, but it is very sub-optimal. We already have a couple of million words across more than a thousand Monevator articles trying to cover all that, and there are still holes. This Lifetime ISA draft article manages to be both insanely verbose and yet still not sufficiently comprehensive to ensure nobody is misled.
Now you might be thinking:
“Okay TI, I get that the Lifetime ISA is a bit convoluted with the pension and house buying bung combo rolled into one wrapper, but I managed to figure out that I should / should not use one.”
I believe you! It’s just about possible to figure out whether an individual should open a Lifetime ISA, if you’re there with the individual.1 After two or three hour-long conversations for example I got there with my ex.2
But you really do need everything on the table to make this decision, in a way that’s not true of any other financial product I can think of. Which means that while it might have been straightforward-ish for you to decide what you should do, generalizing advice for even broad groups is very difficult.
Seriously, the Lifetime ISA is like some kind of beneficial yet malevolent magical goblet in a Greek legend. One minute it’s refilling itself with ambrosia. The next minute it’s chomped your arm off.
I believe this complexity is why even today only around half a dozen financial service providers are offering Lifetime ISAs (and only a couple the cash version). The others may fear a mis-selling scandal. Or, like me, they were hoping it would be killed off sooner rather than later.
Which brings me finally to this exciting news from Treasury Select Committee3 as reported by ThisIsMoney:
The Treasury Committee has today called for [Lifetime ISAs] to be scrapped due to their ‘perverse incentives and complexity.’
My heart just skipped a beat.
To throw out a spoiler for a film you’ll never watch, Synecdoche, New York ends on a gloomy note. The director’s project proves fatal. Don’t fire this one up for Netflix and chilling.
But could my own half-finished epic have a happier ending?
MPs might throw me a lifeline – if they can stop bickering for five minutes about when to start stockpiling prosecco – and give the Lifetime ISA the unceremonious death it deserves.
- More precisely, whether they should USE one. I’ve said anyone under the 40-year old age limit should open one with £50, simply to ensure they have the future optionality. [↩]
- Yes, I’m a thrill a minute of a boyfriend. Perhaps that’s why I am now an ex… [↩]
- Yes, I said ‘exciting’. Again, form a queue ladies. [↩]