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Emergency funds: The ten essential steps

How to set up your emergency fund

Creating an emergency fund is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.

  • First, you have to be realistic about the size and shape of what you can put away.
  • Then you have to go at it diligently and regularly until you’re satisfied.
  • Finally, you must vow never to touch it again unless you have to.

Dubious humour aside (I was channeling Swiss Toni, feminism fans!), I’m such a teacher’s pet that I built up my emergency fund as soon as I got a job.

I’ve already explained why I think you need an emergency fund, too.

So now let’s run through the ten essential steps to ensuring your emergency fund is ready for nearly anything life throws at you.

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Admit it: You miss the market meltdown

Feeling nostalgic for the bad old days

I have a confession to make. I’m feeling nostalgic for last year’s stock market mayhem.

I miss the bad old days — and I’m not the only one:

  • The financial media has been saturated with stories marking the one year anniversary of the demise of Lehman Brothers.
  • The BBC’s The Love of Money series culminated with the Bank of England’s Mervyn King admitting that two massive UK bank failures last year almost killed the UK financial system. The BBC also ran a TV drama called The Last Days of Lehman.
  • Bloomberg tried to repeat the trick yesterday by reminiscing about the 700-point, one-day drop in the Dow a year to the day.
  • Innumerable blogs run by gold bugs, conspiracy theorists and market cranks abound. They predict and desperately hope for a new crash to bring back the good (i.e. bad) times.

Of course, like school and hangovers, I realise it felt a lot worse at the time.

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Weekend reading: Hitler the blogger

Money articles

My weekly commentary followed by my weekend news and blog links round-up.

I couldn’t resist sharing another one of these YouTube / Downfall videos to end a very busy week for me away from the blog.

On Tuesday we saw how even Hitler missed the bull market.

To make matters worse, we now learn he’s tried blogging for money, and we all know that’s no way to fund a Reich.

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A bad time to fear the worst

Bear market bunker mentality

Yesterday’s dip in the stock market was seized upon as the start of the correction everyone expects after the crazy advance of the past six months.

Yet today the market has bounced back.

This has been going on for months now. It’s the classic ‘climbing a wall of worry’ thinking of a battered generation of investors who have been recently reminded that investing in stocks is not a one-way bet.

I can’t remember ever seeing as many bearish investors about. If you go down to the woods today, the surprise would be how hard it is to get a space at the picnic.

For example, the only traffic keeping once-thriving share bulletin boards alive are posts outlining in great detail how terrible the economic outlook is — six months after the economic outlook started turning positive.

Of course, the stock market will dip again at some point. For all I know we’re in a bear market rally, and a 50% lurch lies just around the corner.

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