What caught my eye this week.
A reader, John, emailed me about an old article this week. He pointed to a spreadsheet function could be used to calculate the cash component of a DIY guaranteed equity bond.
If you’re thinking “what’s that?” you won’t be alone.
That article was published in 2010. Memories of the huge financial crash were still fresh. Many people I knew were scared of putting new money into markets.
Enter the guaranteed equity bond!
Varitations of this financial product – widely-trumputed in swanky newspaper adverts at the time – promised to almost always return your money to you a few years hence, as well as giving you some of the gains on a stock market index.
Of course it wasn’t called the Almost Always Bond. But the small print contained strange catches and odd hurdles. These meant you could indeed get less back than you put in.
In addition dividends were usually ignored in the return calculation. And there was also little if any mention of the fees the financial provider would enjoy.
The bond was constructed out of derivatives contracts. Hence those specifics in the terms and conditions. I’d strongly suggest the target market for a product like this is poorly-placed to evaluate the odds of the FTSE 100 being above 8,235 on a particular day in March 2025, for example – as if anyone really can. But that implicit calculation was in the mix.
My piece explained how to create nearly the same thing for yourself from a mix of cash and a tracker fund. But with none of the complexity and opacity.
I considered updating my article for 2022, working in John’s technique. (John suggested using the CUMIPMT function from the free LibreOffice spreadsheet tool, if you’re curious).
But then I realized it has been years since I’ve seen an advert for a guaranteed equity bond.
I’m sure they still exist. But back in 2010 they were ubiquitous!
Perhaps there is a role for such a product – if appropriately demystified for the average person.
But what drives the marketing of them is clearly customer demand, not present utility.
Head Over Heels
Last year saw stock markets hit high after high. Remember all the articles about peak US valuations and a tech stock bubble and the general mayhem and euphoria?
If there was ever a time to consider investing in a product that capped your gains in exchange for protecting you from at least some of a crash, this was it.
But I don’t remember the financial services industry riding to the rescue with a marketing blitz for guaranteed equity bonds.
Doubtless it knew punters wanted more excitement and risk in a bubbly market. Not a crash bag.
Should shares continue to turn down with rate rises, inflation, and war, then eventually we’re bound to see another moment in the sun for products that promise investing alchemy.
As Josh Brown puts it:
As you’re reading this, someone is hard at work in a lab somewhere cooking up the next big idea in Upside Minus Downside technology.
It might be an ETF. It might be a hedge fund. […] A structured note.
Who knows what form it could take next time?
The details will change, the wrapper will seem revolutionary, but the underlying idea will be a story as old as time.
And it will captivate the minds of some of the most intelligent people around. Doctors, lawyers, bankers, brokers, scientists, builders, politicians. None of us are completely impervious to a story that good.
Have a great weekend!
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